Worms

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My youngest son, who's two, tried to eat a worm today. My oldest son, who's nine, found a grub. I told him it might be a screw worm and explained to him that screw worms get into animals via the nose, ear, or buttocks and eat them from the inside out until the animal dies. He dropped it and then looked at me with a grin and said, "No, it isn't!" and put it back in a Tupperware container full of mud, twigs, and leaves. I know...I'm an ass! My wife went to get a Culver's concrete Butterfingers mixer for herself and a Strawberry malt for me...she's very nice. After the malt comes single malt scotch whisky and a review of Battlestar Galactica Season 2.5.